"oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters"

 teslatea
» 34 seconds ago    » 76351 notes

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

» 3 minutes ago    » 606190 notes
k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

(Source: gay8)

» 4 minutes ago    » 111802 notes

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

» 4 minutes ago    » 129701 notes
billiamswheatdown:

Marinara Grande

billiamswheatdown:

Marinara Grande

» 11 minutes ago    » 997 notes

(Source: magicalmomentt)

» 11 minutes ago    » 60318 notes

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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(Source: jadelust)

» 13 minutes ago    » 325782 notes

unsparks:

my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it

» 14 minutes ago    » 68789 notes
bvsedjesus:

when someone you just met gets really personal

bvsedjesus:

when someone you just met gets really personal

(Source: tuscansweaters)

» 15 minutes ago    » 55627 notes
ayujochuu:

Avaiable here.

ayujochuu:

Avaiable here.

» 23 hours ago    » 9 notes
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